10 name ideas for X Factor’s ridiculous 8 member boy band

If you aren’t watching X Factor, I highly suggest you do. Besides Cheryl looking like an ethereal, stunning goddess every week (and her legendary shade at Raign), there has been a UK version of Super Junior assembled.

No member is over 20, and although judge Louis Walsh told the (arguably much more talented) Brooks Brothers they are too young to handle fame (they are fifteen), he had no problem including plenty of 14-17 year olds in this band. This could be either the greatest boy band ever assembled, or the most ludicrous. (It’s in your hands, England)

Because the situation is dire and The X Factor has put the task of naming the band to the public, I’ve offered my best suggestions below. 

1. David Beckham Taught Me (Hair) 

2. 2×4 

3. Super Eight

4. #8and 

5. You Never Have To Share Because There’s So Many Of Us

6. EVIII

7. Str8 For Pay

8. Better L8 Than 8

9. Chill M8 You Still Look Reem

10. One Direction ÷ 2 x 4

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